Author Topic: Oh look! another thread where joker rants about his parents!  (Read 1010 times)

So today after school my dad picks me up and we drive to Home Depot to get some stuff. So we get there and I'm getting stuff we need. I find my dad and we go inside the store (we were in the garden center) to get a hose nozzle. After about 1 minute i the store my dad starts getting pissed off because he can't find the hoses EVEN THOUGH we literally just walked past the garden isle and he looked AT THE GOD DAMN SIGN. So we eventually found some and we paid and left. Scariest drive home ever. If you ever get the chance to get in a car with my dad, NEVER DO. We go driving and he gets angry because there is some construction going on. So we go to turn and about 2 cars in front of us go into the turn lane. He flips a bitch and goes loving full speed across the intersection. We almost got into an accident with another car that was turning. Then he continues to speed down the road that is having construction done to it almost hitting a fenced off area and almost run over someone. Then he turns around and hauls ass home. Also, the entire time he's calling people loving dumbasses and just getting pissed off. So we come home and I walk into the house. I put my backpack down and an ornament falls off our Easter tree (Yes, they exist). It hits the tile and shatters. M mom comes running in from outside and flips a bitch. No by this time I already  had enough of my dad getting pissed off, so my mom getting pissed off just made me want to loving stab her god damn eyes out with a loving pen <3. So here I am writing this that about 1/3 of 1/2 of the forum will care enough about to read.



holy wall of words...
I read it.
your dad needs to take an anger management class.
and so do I

holy wall of words...
I read it.
your dad needs to take an anger management class.
and so do I
If I told him that, he's take it as a joke.

Oh look! another post where someone tells you what to do!
eat them



I read it. Can I attend your mother's funeral?

stick it in their pooper