Cheesy Joke Thread - Post Your Cheese

[Joker Card]

The apple was at the center of the tree. So in order to reach it from where he was sanding, he had to go onto the branch.

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[Sarge]

How many PETA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because PETA members can't change anything.

[Joekirk]

The apple was at the center of the tree. So in order to reach it from where he was sanding, he had to go onto the branch.

Well then, <Insert hole in joke here>?

[Joker Card]

How many PETA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because PETA members can't change anything.

lol'd. Then again, i is 12:42 PM, so everything is funny.

[VerticalHorizon]

Why is he on a branch?  If he went up to pick an apple, then why did he move onto a branch?  If his ladder was too short to get to the apple, why did he not just go to the store to buy one?