I've got a question

[Sebster 105]

If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

the one on the left

[Skip]

I can't bear to answer.

[Jetlok]

I can't bear to answer.

bear puns, you say?!
how embearassing!

[Sebster 105]

I can't bear to answer.

Tell me! I can't bear waiting.

[Ector]

Bear. You can't make good shark puns.

[Skip]

Bear. You can't make good shark puns.

You can't make a joke about a shark.
Therefore, shark wins.

[Ector]

You can't make a joke about a shark.
Therefore, shark wins.

That answer was so bad it's unbearable.
wait forget I just made a bear pun didn't I?

[Blastdown]

Relevent for three seconds.

[Lørd Tøny]

If the bear is in the water the shark wins. If the shark is on land the bear wins unless the bear walks into the shark's mouth then the shark wins.


Now unless we are dealing with a street shark vs a bear the street shark always wins!

[aml]

You can't have my gold if... I'm dead!

lol'd

[_Rave_]

I say shark, because the only fish bear kill are salmon.

And salmon are gay.

[Ningyou]

A bear of course <3

[Sebster 105]

A bear of course <3

can i make a joke about how you like hairy men?

[MegaScientifical]

http://www.amazon.com/Bear-v-Shark-Chris-Bachelder/dp/0743219473

There's a book.

A bear of course <3

You're only saying that because shark attacks scare you to stuff... Blood... Teeth... Sailors...