forget off, Call Of Duty, MineCraft has moved in + The Apple Nerd

[Jorici]

oh god I so want to strangle the forgeter

When we watched October Sky during exam week in science (Where all this happens, my science class has a built in computer lab) he was talking behind me about how much faster the movie would run on a mac. (I blame the school's stuffty bandwidth)

I turned around and gave him the evil eye

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[Coolio]

I should install Ubuntu.

[indyjones]

Tell him with a Macintosh you can photoshop your imagination, but with PC, plenty of windows of opportunity suddenly appear, making your life fun.

[Trifax]

I'm a mac. The generalization that we do not know as much about computers applies to some people. However, there are just as many computer illiterates that use Windows as well. I know a decent amount with computers, I have to. I work with the tech department at my school as the Mac department but I have to troubleshoot Windows all the time. I don't know the most, but I certainly know more than that kid mentioned in the OP. And I'm certainly more professional.

Tell him with a Macintosh you can photoshop your imagination, but with PC, plenty of windows of opportunity suddenly appear, making your life fun.

That's a terrible thing to say. No seriously, that's ridiculously cheezy. He would probably slap you.

[Iban]

I'm a mac.

Anyone who declares themself a "mac" instantly loses all respect from me.

It's one thing to own a Macintosh.
It's another thing to be a Macintosh fanboy.
It's a whole 'nother ballpark to cite their advertising gimmicks in normal conversation.

[indyjones]

I'm a mac. The generalization that we do not know as much about computers applies to some people. However, there are just as many computer illiterates that use Windows as well. I know a decent amount with computers, I have to. I work with the tech department at my school as the Mac department but I have to troubleshoot Windows all the time. I don't know the most, but I certainly know more than that kid mentioned in the OP. And I'm certainly more professional.

That's a terrible thing to say. No seriously, that's ridiculously cheezy. He would probably slap you.

I wasn't trying to be poetic lol

[SkullCandy]

I'm a mac

I'm Bill Gates and I'm a pc

[indyjones]

Pc stands for personal computer, which (like a Windows) Macintosh is.  So to all the people that call a Windows OS computer a PC and Macintosh a Macintosh: both are PCs

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Pc stands for personal computer, which (like a Windows) Macintosh is.  So to all the people that call a Windows OS computer a PC and Macintosh a Macintosh: both are PCs

That'd sound funny on the commercials, though.
"Hello, i'm a personal computer." "And i'm a personal computer."
hurr

[TeslaCoil]

All the Xbox users at my school are starting to find out about Fortress Craft.

I was sitting at lunch with the other schitz and one of them started to say how Minecraft was such a ripoff. He hasn't even kept up with any of the updates or even played the game. Much less know that it came out first.

[indyjones]

That'd sound funny on the commercials, though.
"Hello, i'm a personal computer." "And i'm a personal computer."
hurr

BRILLIANT

[Jubel]

Ask him what each abbreviation for every computer part means.

IE:
CPU
GPU
RAM
etc.

if he answers ALL correct, then he knows minimal stuff.

[brickybob]

If Mac's are perfect, why is there a website called MacFixIt?

[LordCutlerBeckett]

If Mac's are perfect, why is there a website called MacFixIt?

I swear you got that off of Maddox's rant on Macs.

[brickybob]

I swear you got that off of Maddox's rant on Macs.

Yep.

I just used it here because it's true.  And every Maccigarette should have it rubbed in their nose.