Continue The Story!

[coolCPU1]

I came up with this idea to start a story, then the community continues it.
Example (I start)
There once was...
(Next post)
...a frog who loved to eat frog legs. One day...

Please do not continue the story like this:
...a guy who ate my carrot. He thought it was...

Please do not make it crazily insane. It can be wacky, but not insanely crazy. It also has to make sense. Nothing like:
...flig norg blab nik. Hahahahahah...

EDIT: Finish the sentence then start a new one.

EDIT: Since nobody can take this seriously I'm just going to say complete this sentence. I don't give a damn what you say.

Anyways, I'm starting.

Today I...

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[Tokthree]

Shat onto

[Captain Thomas]

Some guy's face and...

[Tokthree]

Then decided to...

[SkullCandy]

a guy who-

Please do not continue the story like this:
...a guy who ate my carrot. He thought it was...

dammit!

[Anti-Block]

Call me Ishmael. Thirty years ago, today, I began my journey from Islam to the sacred lands of Divielya upon my magical steed, Hortencia. We flew up into the mountains to talk to my monk, Jun-Li. He told me of a great danger in Divielya that may threaten mankind as we know it, and I was the only chance for mankind's survival!

[coolCPU1]

Some guy's face and...

Then decided to...

EDIT: Finish the sentence then start a new one.

[mazeribot]

But then i got a boner.

[Captain Thomas]

But then i got a boner.

Idiot.

Call me Ishmael. Thirty years ago, today, I began my journey from Islam to the sacred lands of Divielya upon my magical steed, Hortencia. We flew up into the mountains to talk to my monk, Jun-Li. He told me of a great danger in Divielya that may threaten mankind as we know it, and I was the only chance for mankind's survival!

And so I set out on my journey, taking only what I needed for the trip. As I mounded Hortenica, I said a quick prayer and oriented myself, then sped off into the world beyond what I had known scince I was a boy.

[Barakuda]

Where's the schoolgirl D:

[Tremrist]

Where's the schoolgirl D:

Wheres the rape

[Barakuda]

I start:

There once was a

[King of losers]

Young man named

[coolCPU1]

Young man named

Dave. He always

[Barakuda]

washed his uncle's