Now, if Disney owns valve, then theyre going to make Gordon Freeman a cartoony forest animal, and have headcrabs do some cute little "creepy creepy crabs" song, and have Half life be some kind of cartoon musical thats "Family friendly". Left for dead will just be completely gone, Mass effect will be about the Mass effect of cleanign up the enviorment to keep the world in a "Green happy place, so all the forest animals are happy", and Portal will be about Aperture Science doing family-friendly science experiments that are funducational, and instead of that one girl you played as in portal, youll be Miley Cyrus.