The Bible is interpreted in a wide variety of ways.

[Night Fox]

damn

wait but then how does reality work

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

damn

wait but then how does reality work

it doesn't

[Night Fox]

miracles?

[skelolego229]

under the bible nothing works


also levictus tells us to hate squideey and squids and octopi and......hmmm
crabs and sponges and squirlssea urchins and coral and annenome and fish eggs and-

[fred da kiko]

under the bible nothing works


also levictus tells us to hate squideey and squids and octopi and......hmmm
crabs and sponges and squirlssea urchins and coral and annenome and fish eggs and-

levidicus=bible within the bible. this means levidicus=inception inception=religion religion=dreaming dreaming=brain waves brain waves=telekenesis THAT'S IT! RELIGION IS TELEKINESIS!

[Night Fox]

above two spelled Leviticus wrong lol

[skelolego229]

levidicus=bible within the bible. this means levidicus=inception inception=religion religion=dreaming dreaming=brain waves brain waves=telekenesis THAT'S IT! RELIGION IS TELEKINESIS!

my miyund guo bork bork.

[fred da kiko]

above two spelled Leviticus wrong lol

i saw it in spell check but was like "forget it, i don't give a stuff anyway" so i left it.

[skelolego229]

UNDER THE SEA
UNDER TH-
OH DEAR GOD ITS A CRAB
QUICKLY WE MUST DETEST HIM

HMMMP

[fred da kiko]

UNDER THE SEA
UNDER TH-
OH DEAR GOD ITS A CRAB
QUICKLY WE MUST DETEST HIM

HMMMP

THAT CRAB IS UNCLEAN, QUICK STO... OH stuff I CAN'T BREATHE BUGLUGLAALLALFAAAFAHAGAGAGAAA HAALFALALAGAAAAAAAAAAJBABALAL A LBLA

[skelolego229]

THAT CRAB IS UNCLEAN, QUICK STO... OH stuff I CAN'T BREATHE BUGLUGLAALLALFAAAFAHAGAGAGAAA HAALFALALAGAAAAAAAAAAJBABALAL A LBLA

:finned trollface:
WHOOOOOPS
anyway
what part of levitiderp to satire next

[fred da kiko]

the bible is funny because it controls stupid people and makes them do stupid things.

[skelolego229]

A hearty christian dinner
by skelolego229/skelus/grandinquisitus skelus/spiltshock/ajmco





Twas' a grand thanksgiving eve
the devout christian family (except for thier 11 year old timothy who is a closet non-theist)gathered round the table, the mother came in with a tray of delicious confectionary treats that abided by leviticus

except for a tray of porkchops....
the man asked “DEAR LORD WOMAN ARE YOU MAD?”
the little girl fainted and limply slumped in her chair
while the boy said “that looks exquisite, may i have some?”
at which point the mother grabbed a painted stone from a shelf and repeatedly blunted the boy in the temple till he slumped over dead all the while screaming “YOU DIRTY PIG GO TO HELL YOUR NOT MY SON”
she was arrested that same evening and given a lethal injection for all to see

alt-end:
mother: “looks like you”

:shades:
“just got stoned”
jesus: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH








now wasent that a heart warming tale?

[fred da kiko]

A hearty christian dinner
by skelolego229/skelus/grandinquisitus skelus/spiltshock/ajmco





Twas' a grand thanksgiving eve
the devout christian family (except for thier 11 year old timothy who is a closet non-theist)gathered round the table, the mother came in with a tray of delicious confectionary treats that abided by leviticus

that's me. i would tell my parents but i go to a catholic school and i need this education to not fail in life.  as soon as i graduate i'll get my diploma, walk halfway off the stairs and yell "I'M AN ATHEIST BITCHES!" and run to my apartment.

[Oasis]

Silly Bibble readers.