Parents being ignorant

[Madmitten]

Madmitten, don't eat the dark chicken, the devil resides in it and will take your soul if you do so!

I asked if god and the devil exists, then why doesnt god just kill the devil.
And she said its like a basketball game.
He could just kill the devil and say he wins, or see who is the better player.
But that makes no loving sense because even if the devil did a better job, god would kill him anyway.
so wtf

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

Madmitten, I believe God lets the devil live so he can test people to see if they are true believers of God, and will uphold His will, even under temptation.

[Madmitten]

I have gone back 11 pages to say that my mom explained her reasoning behind her beliefs by telling me a stuffload of stories from her childhood.
someone threatened to put a curse on her, she went to someones house and the chair moved, she went to someones house and when they prayed there was lots of noise, etc etc.
She said that there are cults and clubs claiming to praise these demons and whatnot.
I said that there are also spongebob fanclubs all around the world.

Then eventually she just said she might be paranoid because she is very religious.
So I might get the game anyway and COMPLETE THAT AWESOME stuff.

[Dr.Block]

5. She said she views video games as the koreans/japs way of poisoning the young minds of children in america. And that all the american children aren't prepared for "tomorrow" because they are wasting their lives playing video games.

Whaaaat.

People haven't thought that since the eighties.

[Jetlok]

I said that there are also spongebob fanclubs all around the world.

oh lawd.

[Bisjac]

your mom just has proven to you that shes highly uneducated and afraid of the world.

i would take any advice and teachings from her for the rest of your life as bunk. save yourself man. make your own rules.
god forbid you are raised by a person like that.

besides, whats she going to do? pray for you and yell at you? she limits you so much as is, you basically already have nothing to lose by disappointing her.
do what you want.

[Nymethus]

The dishwasher broke so I have to do dishes by hand and it takes around 2 hours to do so.

Do you have like 7 siblings or are you in a coma half of he time?

[Katamari007]

1. One thing that really annoys me is how my mom won't let me complete luigi's mansion because she thinks that it will invite demons into the house.

the forget is she smoking?

[e-maxx]

No I mean officialy chosen ones, that are partially developed by the military.

like the AA series?

[TheScout]

IF GOD ISNT REAL WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?

I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING
NEVER

[Dr.Block]

"The devil is very crafty"
~my mom

Crafty enough to us cartoony models of ghosts as a vessel to take down society!!

[Belogna]

LOL your mom is a friend.

This. This and only this.

[Shadowed999]

Wow.

And I thought my parents were strict/wierd.

[james4115]

the beta game over screen for luigi's mansion actually kind of makes some sense into what she says

but its very unlikely she saw it

like, ever

[Ladios]

The dishwasher broke so I have to do dishes by hand and it takes around 2 hours to do so

Dude, is like every finger on each hand of yours broken?