Author Topic: ASDF  (Read 754 times)

I'm standing in my bathroom taking my normal daily piss, when I hear outside of the door the floor creaking. Now our house tends to have very creaky floorboards, so I assumed my sister was home. So I leave the  bathroom and check my sister and my parents bedrooms. No one. I go to my window and look outside for cars. Nothing. So I come nto my room to post this and I grabbed a PVC pipe I have incase I'm not alone. After grabbing it I kept hearing somethning as if my iPod headphones were falling off of my dresser, but I knew that only the headphones were on there. So I looked and it was on the ground. THEN I heard something that sounded like music playing very loud out of my iPod. I make sure its not on, and it wasn't. Then Finally I heard another noise downstairs. This noise sounded like someone was walking on the tile downstairs. I'm a bit worried that I'm not alone right now.

Call the police and lock your door and barricade it.

Ghosts.  :cookieMonster:

But seriously, call your parents or something.

Grab a bat or something, and kick his ass

grab a bat and shove it up his ass.

Here's a good idea! Post about it on the Blockland Forums with the chance of getting killed as you type it! :D

In a situation like this at my house. I would grab my dad's two 22's and go commando duel-wield on him!

In a situation like this at my house. I would grab my dad's two 22's and go commando duel-wield on him!

Then you would get your ass kicked because dual wielding is inaccurate as stuff and you'll most likley to forget to disengage the saftey.



I sound like Yuki c:

No worries Joker. It's just me sneaking around. I'm currently posting from your basement. Wanna hang out?

be the intruders apprentice and learn the ways of his profession

No worries Joker. It's just me sneaking around. I'm currently posting from your basement. Wanna hang out?
I don't have a basement.

Lock your bedroom door and watch out your windows, make sure you pay attention to sounds. Details are essentials in cases like this.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 02:58:23 PM by edman2299K »



Walk down stair like a turtle then as soon as you get downstairs put on a dress and didle your snake.  :cookieMonster:
Because of this post, you just lost some of my respect.