God Bless You

[Iban]

At 11am we close down Breakfast Shift at my restaurant.

A guy came in at 11:05am and asked if we were still serving breakfast. We still had some food leftover so the woman working the drive-thru told him something along the lines of "Yeah, we can still do that."

His reaction was hilarious: "Oh thank you Jesus, you're wonderful, and god bless you!'

Like, the pinnacle of Jesus' daily divine interventions is compelling restaurant employees to serve chicken biscuits 5 minutes past the allotted time-frame. Religion does wonders.

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[Kira100000]

Hallelujah

[Mikiyikiy]

That's how I feel when I actually make it to McDonalds in time for a McGriddle. Which is 1 out of 15.




:c

[Stocking]

For Christians:

Everything that's good that happens to you is God's divine love and intervention.

Everything that's bad that happens to you is God's way of testing you, so he can give you more of the previous later.


For non-Christians:

Everything that's good that happens to you is God giving you a second chance and trying to show his love to you so you'll accept him as your Saviour.

Everything that's bad that happens to you is God's way of letting you know how wrong you are for being a heretic.

[Iban]

Jesus loves you, Stocking.

Unlike someone we both know -- jerk.

[DrenDran]

For Christians:

Everything that's good that happens to you is God's divine love and intervention.

Everything that's bad that happens to you is God's way of testing you, so he can give you more of the previous later.


For non-Christians:

Everything that's good that happens to you is God giving you a second chance and trying to show his love to you so you'll accept him as your Saviour.

Everything that's bad that happens to you is God's way of letting you know how wrong you are for being a heretic.

But zoneark, the non-Christians wouldn't believe that.

[Bisjac]

not to mention he asked god to bless jesus.

[Stocking]

not to mention he asked god to bless jesus.

What the hell?

[Iban]

What the hell?

I'm pretty sure everything after "Oh thank you Jesus," was directed at the woman.

[Katamari007]

the woman is Jesus

[Iban]

the woman is Jesus

[TeslaCoil]

It's also interesting that a lot of people say "Oh my God!" When it clearly isn't their God.

[Stocking]

It's also interesting that a lot of people say "Oh my God!" When it clearly isn't their God.

It's just an idiom now. Saying "Oh stuff!" doesn't reference any particular body of excrement, it's just an expression.

[Clucker McBawk]

It's just an idiom now. Saying "Oh stuff!" doesn't reference any particular body of excrement, it's just an expression.

I'm surprised you know English so well, Stocking! 

[TeslaCoil]

I'm surprised you know English so well, Stocking! 

Clucker out of nowhere.