If you wanna flame me for this, go ahead, it is true. TRUE. I still have nightmares.
So me and my friend Matthew were walking down the street, going to the big field next to our house. We were almost there when I turned around and saw someone following us. We kept walking and a half hour later he was still behind us. And there was a weapon in his hand. We walked a little faster and eventually,the guy grabbed me and pointed the gun at my face. I asked him what his freaking problem is, and he told me not to move. Stupid guy. I pushed him back and sprinted like crazy. We turned around and tripped him at the cul-de-sac and ran back to our house. We went inside and locked the doors and shut the windows. Thankfully my dad had a trap I asked him to make for me for fun. So I set it up in front of the garage. It should have knocked him out for an hour or two. Thas when we heard a CRASH, and a BANG. He was smashing our door, so we ran out the back. Eventually, we had to lock him in our safehouse in the basement. How did we manage it?
He saw us running to the garage. I opened the garage and WHACK! I hit him with a baseball bat, and we locked him in. We knew he couldn't get out, so we slept on the couch.
Go ahead and flame me. Its true. But we swore to each other nobody would ever know. The guy ended up in jail for terrorism. But why didn't the trap work? it stunned him for a second, how else would i knock him out? If you ever see a man in a black trench coat, and his race is black, a blonde, and with a striped tie after you, call the cops...................NO DURR!
Underlined is where I was like "Ehhh"
Bolded is where I said "That's loving bullstuff."
Italicized is where I said "Oh my loving god. Leave and never come back"
EDIT: Date Registered: December 20, 2009, 08:48:49 PM
The forget? Oldishcigarette who is really loving stupid.
