Author Topic: Mass UFO sightings?  (Read 5831 times)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87PRVP4EQAo&feature=feedf

There has been a mass amount of UFO sightings recently. Here are some clips from news channels.

Skip to 3:20 to see something really interesting.


It's cool, they're not smart enough to use clean suits so our native germs will kill em.

Well thanks for scaring the crap out of me!



I highly doubt if aliens ever came to Earth, that our diseases would even affect them.



I'm more interested in their means of standard transportation, propulsion, and transportation covering extreme distances (many, many, MANY parasecs.)

Also, what they look like, when their civilization began, our cellular similarities, etc. etc.

Human Race: "Hold on aliens, could you let us get more advanced so the Halo series can come true?"

Alien Race: "No."

Human Race: "How about so the Star Wars series comes true?"

Alien Race: "NO!"

Human Race: "How about any science fiction series to come true?"

Alien Race: "Actually we're coming to give you all our technology, you don't need to have any cool series about it unless you want one"

Human Race: "Oh, how about Ava-"

Alien Race: "NOOOOO!!"

Human Race: "How about the Half Life series?"

Alien Race: "Fuuuuu"

Human Race: "ARE YOU GUYS BLUE?"

Alien Race: "Ahhh f*** this, the human race is gonna annoy us to death before we can do anything with them, JIMMY, TO LUDICROUS SPEED!"

If you get this last line then you're f***ing awesome.

I would be interested in learning how they managed to get FTL travel and their weapons.

forget lasers, handheld railguns ftw

I wanna see if they sell portal guns.


We should just hook them up to 4chan and wait for them to gtfo and leave us alone