Julian, seriously. We are not going to speak French just because you feel we have to obey your every command. This is an English forum, and it will stay that way. FOREVER.
I'm sick and loving tired of you calling us "tribal", when in reality, you're just being a butthurt hypocrite.
Being French does not give you any special status, and it never will. Either speak in English or don't speak at all.
We're not giving you a choice to speak any other language.