Ok, thanks. Here is some required scripts I am taking apps for.
[00]
"Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment
Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a
pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin
the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and
learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities, serious
injuries may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please
refrain from-"
"Excellent. Please proceed into the Chamber-lock after completing each test.
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This
Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grille will vapourize any unauthorized
equipment that passes through it. For instance, the Aperture Science Weighted
Storage Cube."
[01]
"Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the 1500 megawatt Aperture Science
Heavy Duty Super-colliding Super-button."
"Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber-lock, as the effects of prolonged
exposure to the button are not part of this test."
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[02]
"You're doing very well. Please be advised that a noticable taste of blood is
not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture
Science Material Emancipation Grille, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate
dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."
"Very good. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal
Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These inter-dimensional gates
have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch
the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end
of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most
importantly, under no circumstances should you-"
[03]
"Please proceed to the chamber-lock. Mind the gap."
"Well done. Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring your daughter to work' day is
the perfect time to have her tested."
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[04]
"Welcome to Test Chamber 04. You're doing quite well."
"Once again, excellent work. As part of a required test protocol, we will not
monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck."
[05]
"As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we
would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication. Good job. As part
of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three, two,
o--"
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[06]
"While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science
High-Energy Pellets seen to the left of the chamber can and have caused
permanent disabilities, such as vapourisation. Please be careful."
"Unbelievable! You, {SUBJECT NAME HERE}, must be the pride of
{SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE}"
[07]
"Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and
flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the High Energy Pellet, and
have therefore been disabled for your safety."
"Good, now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamber-
lock."
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[08]
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the
chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing
record. Followed by death. Good luck!"
"Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device
to enhance your testing experience."
[09]
"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
Make no attempt to solve it."
[If you have trouble, or wait to solve the puzzle]
"The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber."
"Once again, the Enrichment Center offers it's most sincere apologies on the
occasion of this unsolvable test environment."
"Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now."
"No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a
perfectly reasonable response."
"Quit now and cake will be served immediately."
[When you finally solve the puzzle]
"Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme
pessimism."
