Author Topic: jizz in eye (Read 931 times)

Feep · April 25, 2011, 06:50:52 AM

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH THE PAIN

OH GOD WHAT DO I DO

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Blueberry · April 25, 2011, 06:51:30 AM

lick it out with your tongue

Master Shadow Phoenix · April 25, 2011, 06:54:40 AM

lick it out with your tongue

What?

Feep · April 25, 2011, 06:54:42 AM

I CANT QUITE REACH AND MY TONGUE IS COVERED IN SEMEN TOO

Blueberry · April 25, 2011, 06:55:19 AM

I CANT QUITE REACH AND MY TONGUE IS COVERED IN SEMEN TOO

Or you can use a knife, but to really absorb all of it you can put salt in it

Feep · April 25, 2011, 06:57:32 AM

I PULLED AN EVENT HORIZON AND RIPPED MY EYES OUT

TO NO AVAIL THE JIZZ IS NOW BURNING MY EYESOCKETS

Blueberry · April 25, 2011, 06:59:21 AM

I PULLED AN EVENT HORIZON AND RIPPED MY EYES OUT

TO NO AVAIL THE JIZZ IS NOW BURNING MY EYESOCKETS

well what do you know, procrastination really does make you go blind

*bu dum tsssss*

Gear · April 25, 2011, 07:01:08 AM

Feep · April 25, 2011, 07:22:25 AM

well this joke didnt last too long

Blueberry · April 25, 2011, 07:31:00 AM

did you get the jizz out

viper30000 · April 25, 2011, 07:52:29 AM

This seems familiar...
JIZZ IN HAIR WHAT DO WHAT DO?! /topic

Feep · April 25, 2011, 09:05:04 AM

i never had the jizz in my eye to begin with lol

Supreme Guy · April 25, 2011, 09:11:59 AM

i never had the jizz in my eye to begin with lol

YOU ARE BORING.

STOP BEING BORING.

ENTERTAIN US.

WE WANT MORE STORIES ABOUT YOU EJACULATING IN/ONTO PARTS OF YOUR BODY

Master Shadow Phoenix · April 25, 2011, 09:23:33 AM

My jizz is bleeding.

Aide33 · April 25, 2011, 10:37:05 AM

My jizz is bleeding.

:O