The best quote you *EVER* heard

[skelolego229]

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THERE IS ONLY ONE ROCKSTAR FROM MARS, AND THAT IS DAVID BOWIE.

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but charlie sheen is bi-winning!

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[Kniaz]

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but charlie sheen is bi-winning!

[Headshot]

"I will NEVER make your day, you friend!"
-Anonymous

[TheScout]

My sig

[FrozenEye]

"Were not retreating, were just advancing in the other direction"
    ~WoW

[rockslide26]

"Isn't abortion where they kill babies?" -Justine Bieber

[pocketrocket300]

"If I put a portal here, and you put a portal there, we make INFINITE SCIENCE."
-My friend playing Portal 2 co-op.

[Sarge]

"As soon as she touched my richard, I came and started farting."

"Looks don't mean a thing; they just get you laid is all."

"Without climaxs, life would be terrible!

[TheScout]

"So anyway, I touched my snake and went for a bike ride"
Otis Da Housecat

[Jarc the Dinosaur]

"As soon as she touched my richard, I came and started farting."

"Looks don't mean a thing; they just get you laid is all."

"Without climaxs, life would be terrible!

"I can't tell if Sarge's avatar is a Cow or some guy with a circle head wearing a weird hat."
                  - Jarc

[Joker Card]

"I ate some hot funions, then I took a piss."

[(Hit Man)]

"It's better to die on your feet, then to live on your knees"
-Some movie or song.

Rise Against - Survivor Guilt and a film.

[ArfNarf]

"Who you callin' Pinhead."

 -Patrick Star (Survival of the Idiots)

[G-Dude]

"It's time to kick ass & chew bubble gum, and i'm all out gum."

[Shocklink]

"You must sacrifice to gain"

"My past is not a memory, Its a force at my back; It pushes and stears… I may not always like where it leads me... But like any story, the past needs resolution... Whats past is prologue…" - Samus -