OK so I riding my bike down the street next to me and I saw this balck girl with a queer, and two big black guys. And she said "I want the loving bike", so the two black guys come up to me and say "Hey cracka, gimme dat bike". I said "Why?" One of the black guys said "Just gimme dat mota forgetin bike bitch" I said "What you say, brother", and he said "What boi? >:O you callin me a brother?!!" and he got all close to me like he was gonna punch me, so for the first time I took my new pocket knife with me and took it out and said "Huh?" They all started laughing and the other guy went "Man we just jokin yo, we just stupid man..." the other guy went "Yeah we just dumbass brothers" And said "yeah you got that right boys." They went "a'ight, peace out homie" and I of course just said the same thing only pluralized the homie. We laughed and then I rode away, called my friend Garret (because it was is bike I almost got jumped for) and said "Hey dude, I just got jumped" Garret said "What?" "Yeah, and... and...your..bikegotstolen" "what??? Where is it?" "with a black guy" "describe him to me" Two big black guys, both had white shirts and one had a beanie on his head, along with your friend Kavantai's sister and Jesse." "Where are they headed?" "dude I am just kiddin" "then your an starfish" "well it wasnt all fake I almost got jumped for your piece of stuff bike". And that was the story, if you have any ideas that this is faked, then I must tell you that this is 100% authentic, good old fashoned truth.
