New dog, causing massive problems

[Stocking]

Dogs are the only thing that can keep anonymous away.

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[Bisjac]

this is why i loving hate dogs as pets.

they are so god damn needy you cant even have a life.

[ShadowZero]

Well they do keep those church people away,the ones that want you to switch religion.

[Dnitro]

You should train it or something.
Pick up a training book at a library or a pet store the next time you go to get dog/cat food.

[Bisjac]

nothing says stfu like a kick to the face. every time. soon they just plain wont beg and whine anymore.

loving animalcigarettes are scared to hurt an animal, then hate the animal when it's untrained ass is annoying. they scratch their balls and sit there unsure of why the animal isn't perfect.

[keesfani]

give it your creditcard and throw it in a mall.

[Arcturus]

run it over with the car and throw it in the road.

say it got run over by another car and clean the car of blood if any

[fred da kiko]

get rid of the dog.

[CJwarrior]

Kick him in the balls that'll definitely shut him up

[fred da kiko]

make sure he gets "hit" by a "car"

[JamestheLeet]

Train him.
Derp.  Go check out a book about dog training.

[fred da kiko]

Train him.
Derp.  Go check out a book about dog training.

yeah yeah "train." good idea!

[Trymos]

give it your creditcard and throw it in a mall.

This. Oh god this