Author Topic: How to play Animal RP.  (Read 649 times)

One day, i stumbled upon a roleplay server! it wasn't as generic as Family RP, but it involved animals! in family.. situations.
Upon joining this supposedly grand server, i gazed my eyes at the lively landscape in it.


How beautiful it was! in front of me, there was a small creature who was frightened by the sight of my shotgun, i had picked this weapon somewhere by accident.

The creature's loved one arrived, they insisted on having myself turned into a bird so i could "play along"
They seemed to be very attached creatures that loved their families, the sight of this got so tempting that...

I decided not to, and decided to play their game as a hunter.

What a jolly day hunting that was! no animal was safe on the server, a rather disastrous-looking tortoise came and begged for mercy.


Clutching to my shotgun, i fired.

He squealed, and before i could even blink, blood splattered into my direction.

And that's what i did until the landlord, the server admin arrived and kicked me out of his orchard of hunting fodder.
Why should i stop there?


TL;DR, the roles people really don't want you to have on roleplay servers are usually the best, and i took the effort of making a story out of this.


Am I a bad person for chuckling at this post?

Am I a bad person for chuckling at this post?
If so, I'd be a bad person as well.

Best
RP
Ever.

Where was the shotgun? If I ever saw this again I'd try to repeat it.

If so, I'd be a bad person as well.
We are all going to hell.

Am I a bad person for chuckling at this post?
No, you would just have a bad sense of humor.

Wabbit Season.
Duck Season.
Bear Season.
Bird Season.
Tortoise Season, fire!

We are all going to hell.

But really, I do feel sorry for the tortoise, I mean look at it's adorable face;

THE POOR CREATURE NEVER ASKED TO BE SHOT D:

the map is a default save without the castles

the map is a default save without the castles
No kidding

THE TURTLE, WHY!