How about we play Blockland? If you all really are as great as you say, you'd play on even terms, instead of insisting we play games that not everybody owns or possibly have problems with.
But no, you're all a bunch of loving yellow-bellied pussies. "Oh, ABO only has 3 players to fight 12 of our guys in [insert game here]? Let's go and do it anyway!" After the battle... "Oh yeah, we beat them so badly! We're so proud of our victory against insignificant odds!"
If I set up a game, and only a few of my enemies showed up, I'd either kick out a few of my guys, or wait until a few more of your guys get there until it was ten vs. ten or whatever, I wouldn't loving start the game if my team outnumbered the enemy four-to-one.