Hey guys
While you were busy arguing I was readyin' a bigass superweapon.
Several bright star-like objects lit up the sky; yet dark as night.
As these approached, large beams of blacklight were left in it's wake.
Was there a sound when it collided with the battlefield?
Hard to say. Out of several squadrons of paramedics airdropped in, no survivors were found.
Weeks after the bombardment and the evacuation...
Brett entered the laboratory of The Corporation's manager.
"Brett. What a nice surprise to see you."
"Don't look so surprised. You knew I'd use the "Nova-B" strain."
"Yes, but I didn't see your submatter cannons coming. We didn't know you possessed such technology."
Brett stared.
"Which side are you on?"
"Brett. We are on ALL SIDES."
Seconds later, the virus is activated by it's counterpart, the Nova C-Strain.
Soldiers of every kind began to mutate in forms more horrifying than that of the human centipede.
Suddenly, sabotage ensued, and the submatter lasers were blown up, shrapnel raining down on the battle field.
As a combination of the Submatter radiation and the Nova strain, the virus mutated the monsters increasing their intelligence.
"Brett, it seems that we have a small problem. I'd say that maybe you would be interested in alliance because it seems we won't be able to get out of this by ourselves"
"Fine, but the first thing we need to do is get rid of the bronies."
"Sir Brett, it seems that you don't realize what happened to them, they had the highest number of infected soldiers."
"So if that's true then, we have no choice but to join forces."
"Indeed"
"So be it."
Well Dodger, my covert operations and your submatter lasers have resulted in a most unfortunate turn of events, wouldn't you say comrade?
