yeah you're totally going down
/agree
OT: Tell her to just leave you alone. I mean, what does she care? And if she does tell your parents, just keep your cool. I mean, they ought to be smart enough to know that it's just hormones and stuff. If they keep picking on you, then ask them if they ever heard their boss/coworkers
not cuss. Tell them that these kinds of vulgarity will be a part of life and that they can't hide you away from it forever. If that doesn't work, well I don't know what does..