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this item gives +14 charisma stat, 7 luck,80 constitution,4 coolbro expertise points,+1 e-peen, and +30% exp gain
forget yes
quotes from the book
"jesus follows chuck norris on twitter"
"a solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from chuck norris"
"The French surrender to chuck norris every day at 2 p.m.
inb4: this thread i now about chuck norris jokes