My friends are idiots.

[Edman]

So this one kid in my class is a wanna-be stoner. He says he sniffs markers and he actually gets high. He says he gets high off of spray paint too. He said you can smoke old chewing tobacco rolled up. Is he lying or not.

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[Kingdaro]

Seeing as he's still alive and able to speak, he's probably lying.

[Night Fox]

One of my friends has a severe case of Maccigarette.

[devildogelite]

So hes huffing paint, he sounds like a cool bro

[skelolego229]

sounds like makingblah

[Edman]

sounds like makingblah

He's really skinny and diabetic which makes me doubt this.

[Jubel]

All sniffing spray paint would do is coat your lungs with fast drying liquids and then you could suffocate because the blood vessels can't get enough oxygen.

The only markers that can get you high are the tangerine smelling ones.

Old chewed tobacco is worthless. Plus, why the forget would you pretty much smoke some dudes saliva? It's like kissing their mouth.

[Specever]

Kill them all.

[rockslide26]

Buy wannabe stoner some Mary Jane, he won't even touch that stuff.

[Messes]

Tell him to stop being a moron and bash his skull with a math book.

Then say

"Get high off of real stuff"

[Edman]

Tell him to stop being a moron and bash his skull with a math book.

Then say

"Get high off of real stuff"

Wish do. err do wish. But he does this stuff all the time. He says he rolls up the chewing tobacco before its been chewed then lights it.

[Titanium]

You can't smoke chew.  That's just handicapped.  It is moist and won't burn unless you freakin put it under a butane fueled flame or something, which at that point wouldn't even be worth the effort.  Probably why it is called smokeless tobacco.

First he huffs paint to be that crazy/funny guy, then he abusing advil, then he starts getting fake prescriptions for barbiturates.  Sounds like a real scholar.

[Madmitten]

i smelled markers once
it just smelled weird
i dont think i got high off it though

[Feep]

He said you can smoke old chewing tobacco rolled up.

DO NOT DO THIS, YOU WILL GET 5x AS MUCH OF THE BAD NUTRIENTS IN TOBACCO THAN YOU NORMALLY WOULD.


also smoking isn't cool, neither is being a stoner.
unless you're sheezy
you'll just loving regret it in life.

[DrenDran]

Here we go again with Feep acting overprotective. No, I wouldn't reccomend he do what his friend is saying, but why bother saying 'you will regret it' when people can be generally assumed to not care in such a situation.