Hi. This is a topic about about my friend's manwhore complex pertaining to ugly women and how I got mixed up in it. You may find this rather amusing, as some of my other friends have.
So the story is basically about me, ryan, megan, julie, adrianna, and nicole. Ryan is happily dating nicole, or so I thought. Adrianna is dating nick, who isn't involved. So one fun saturday night, minutes before I leave, Adrianna pulls me over to talk to me. She tells me how cute and fun Megan is, and wants me to date her. That is a blatant lie, megan is neither cute nor much fun. So I go home, and facebook chat ryan to see his opinion on this. Before I ask my question, ryan tells me how much he would love to date megan.
Awesome.
I ask him about his girlfriend, and why he would leave her. He says he won't, but she would break up with him if she found out that he wants to date megan. I'm the only person he's told, by the way.
The next day I'm talking to Adrianna, and she brings up megan again. Me being me and being unable to just say no, I tell her that a friend of mine wants to date her, so I can't.
Her response, "Its Ryan isn't it?"
"...Of course not!"
It was Ryan, and here comes his manwhore complex: He flirts with just about every girl he meets, hot or not.
Julie is a nice girl. Julie also is ace detective colombian in my group of friends. She realizes it's Ryan who likes megan, and proceeds to have all my friends ask me who likes megan.
"I can't say, sorry."
"So it's Ryan?"
"No, Ryan is dating Nicole, why would he want megan?"
And that brings me to the conclusion if the story. Everyone strongly believes Ryan likes megan, as they have for months. This all started two weeks ago, so it's not like I brought it around. But I also stayed silent in real life when they asked me if it was Ryan.
I don't want to be to blame for everyone figuring it out, as Ryan would be pissed at me. So, either how would I bring him to understand everyone already knew, or trick everyone into believing that Ryan doesn't want to date Megan?