Author Topic: Rave needs advice  (Read 2101 times)

Hi.  This is a topic about about my friend's manwhore complex pertaining to ugly women and how I got mixed up in it.  You may find this rather amusing, as some of my other friends have.

So the story is basically about me, ryan, megan, julie, adrianna, and nicole.  Ryan is happily dating nicole, or so I thought.  Adrianna is dating nick, who isn't involved.  So one fun saturday night, minutes before I leave, Adrianna pulls me over to talk to me.  She tells me how cute and fun Megan is, and wants me to date her.  That is a blatant lie, megan is neither cute nor much fun.  So I go home, and facebook chat ryan to see his opinion on this. Before I ask my question, ryan tells me how much he would love to date megan.

Awesome.

I ask him about his girlfriend, and why he would leave her.  He says he won't, but she would break up with him if she found out that he wants to date megan.  I'm the only person he's told, by the way.

The next day I'm talking to Adrianna, and she brings up megan again. Me being me and being unable to just say no, I tell her that a friend of mine wants to date her, so I can't.

Her response, "Its Ryan isn't it?"

"...Of course not!"

It was Ryan,  and here comes his manwhore complex:  He flirts with just about every girl he meets, hot or not.

Julie is a nice girl.  Julie also is ace detective colombian in my group of friends.  She realizes it's Ryan who likes megan, and proceeds to have all my friends ask me who likes megan.

"I can't say, sorry."

"So it's Ryan?"

"No, Ryan is dating Nicole, why would he want megan?"

And that brings me to the conclusion if the story.  Everyone strongly believes Ryan likes megan, as they have for months.  This all started two weeks ago, so it's not like I brought it around.  But I also stayed silent in real life when they asked me if it was Ryan.

I don't want to be to blame for everyone figuring it out, as Ryan would be pissed at me.  So, either how would I bring him to understand everyone already knew, or trick everyone into believing that Ryan doesn't want to date Megan?

Can you make a flowchart or something? I'm kind of confused for some reason, what's going on?

Yeah its kinda confusing.


Can you make a flowchart or something? I'm kind of confused for some reason, what's going on?

Ryan's dating Nicole. Julie Andrianna, but who really cares-- asked OP if he might want to date Megan, but he doesn't want to. Ryan actually likes Megan. Ryan thinks nobody knows, and told OP in confidence. But OP said he had a friend who might like Megan and apparently everybody already thinks Ryan likes Megan. Now Ryan has to be convinced he doesn't like Megan or find out that everyone already knows he does and the only explanation to him would be that OP told everyone.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2011, 10:47:04 PM by Eksi »

Ryan's dating Nicole. Julie asked OP if he might want to date Megan, but he doesn't want to. Ryan actually likes Megan. Ryan thinks nobody knows, and told OP in confidence. But OP said he had a friend who might like Megan and apparently everybody already thinks Ryan likes Megan. Now Ryan has to be convinced he doesn't like Megan or find out that everyone already knows he does and the only explanation to him would be that OP told everyone.

Uhh...

I'm on a phone, with no access to a comp.  :/

You can ask me to specify I suppose.

Use your thinking cap Sparkle
that's about as simple as I can put it



but I will try



Ryan is dating Nicole
Andrianna asks OP to date Megan, OP hesitates, does not like Megan
Ryan tells OP he likes Megan. Ryan thinks OP is the only one that knows about this now.
Julie asks OP what he thinks. OP says he has "a friend" (which is Ryan) that might want to date Megan instead.
Julie realizes it is Ryan, and apparently so does everybody else.
Again, Ryan thinks only OP knows Ryan likes Megan.
If Ryan finds out everybody suspects he likes Megan, he'll think OP told them.
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« Last Edit: May 03, 2011, 10:50:59 PM by Eksi »

Tell ryan just to forget whosists and date megan.

ooooo i get it
uh

Just tell him that you didnt tell them.

Can you make a flowchart or something? I'm kind of confused for some reason, what's going on?



You should've kept your mouth shut.  Congrats.

Ryan is dating Nicole
Andrianna asks OP to date Megan, OP hesitates, does not like Megan
Ryan tells OP he likes Megan. Ryan thinks OP is the only one that knows about this now.
Julie asks OP what he thinks. OP says he has "a friend" (which is Ryan) that might want to date Megan instead.
Julie realizes it is Ryan, and apparently so does everybody else.
Again, Ryan thinks only OP knows Ryan likes Megan.
If Ryan finds out everybody suspects he likes Megan, he'll think OP told them.
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You sounded like every conversation a girl has ever had at my school. Ever

Use your thinking cap Sparkle
that's about as simple as I can put it



but I will try



Ryan is dating Nicole
Andrianna asks OP to date Megan, OP hesitates, does not like Megan
Ryan tells OP he likes Megan. Ryan thinks OP is the only one that knows about this now.
Julie asks OP what he thinks. OP says he has "a friend" (which is Ryan) that might want to date Megan instead.
Julie realizes it is Ryan, and apparently so does everybody else.
Again, Ryan thinks only OP knows Ryan likes Megan.
If Ryan finds out everybody suspects he likes Megan, he'll think OP told them.
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I'm still not any closer to figuring it out...

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I'm still not any closer to figuring it out...
Ryan wants to bone Ryan?