There's this girl I like...

[MegaScientifical]

What the hell? In no loving way am I going that far. Jesus christ.

No matter how much we think, ponder, consider ourselves, it is the ends. No matter how sterile a relationship is, it's in there somewhere. It's the linking chain. It is the terrible grasp upon us all.

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

Simon is probably the best wingman possible. No joke.

[Bisjac]

In High Schools now, asking a girl out is basically asking them to be your bf/gf.

now lol... in highschool, kids still date. dating never has and never meant you are suddenly a couple.

[MegaScientifical]

Simon is probably the best wingman possible. No joke.

[Kingdaro]

No matter how much we think, ponder, consider ourselves, it is the ends. No matter how sterile a relationship is, it's in there somewhere. It's the linking chain. It is the terrible grasp upon us all.

k

excuse me while i go cry in a corner

[MegaScientifical]

k

excuse me while i go cry in a corner

Don't cry, fore that shalt do nothing to tear us from these pains we are built upon. Only the day we may be programmed shalt be the day we're programmed in purity and grace. Technology. We are the Borg. You will be assimilated and turned into a frothy fruity drink with a lemon twist.

[Skyfrost.]

Seriously, my friend Jack yelled out that I liked a girl, and it worked out until she moved away. We are still great friends.

[MegaScientifical]

Seriously, my friend Jack yelled out that I liked a girl, and it worked out until she moved away. We are still great friends.

Wait, if you're still able to be friends, why aren't you two...

[Riot]

 Do what Einstein did to get girls.  
Oh, and instead of a guy wingman I had a girl that did that at one point.

[MegaScientifical]

I remember Einstein's cousin Terry. History should remember him, too.

[Dread]

stick it in her simon

[Qwepir]

That's Simmons you stupid forget.

[_Rave_]

Wingwoman are awesome because girls mistakenly think that they can trust other girls, so she just tells me whoever wants to date me.

Btw, don't ask her out, just ask to hang out and become friends.

[Belogna]

Go blow hole, hole blow go.

[MegaScientifical]

That's Simmons you stupid forget.

The joke.