There's this girl I like...

[Bing]

Just doit like Nike

[Ad Bot]

[aml]

Twilight Zone kept me up at night thinking in awesome contemplation. It was my love. Don't you dare twist it's name into some gay boy stuff. I'll murder you with your own teeth.

Brofist
Twilight Zone is the stuff. Well the old one is.

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Twilight Zone kept me up at night thinking in awesome contemplation. It was my love. Don't you dare twist it's name into some gay boy stuff. I'll murder you with your own teeth.

[MegaScientifical]

[Bing]

just lol'd

[Kevdude]

You're black, just rape her

[Jay the Cartoonist]

[raegirl1]

Just ask if you can be friends and be nice. When you both get far enough into the friendship, ask her out (Probably best in private).

[Travis [bob36455]]

Forever alone.
I don't want to, I just really need to lose 17 pounds (Time to start running and push ups, and etc)

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Forever alone.
I don't want to, I just really need to lose 17 pounds (Time to start running and push ups, and etc)

If all you need to lose is 17 pounds then I doubt you're very out of shape and are just obsessing about your weight 

[Night Fox]

I weigh <119 lbs. and am 5'6."

[Kevdude]

100 pounds and I'm somewhere around 5'6"

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I'm also about 5'6" and I weigh 140 something 

[Kevdude]

I'm also about 5'6" and I weigh 140 something 

We shall have 5'6" convention

[Jay the Cartoonist]

We shall have 5'6" convention

Anyone 5'4" or 5'7" shall be kicked out.

As shall anyone who is not the height of 5'6"