Success!

[Kingdaro]

I have finally been able to jack off in a position other than laying down on my bed.

 

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[King of losers]

And you posted about it why?

[Kingdaro]

And you posted about it why?

Because it's off topic bro.

[Raeyok]

Because it's off topic bro.

off topic != the place where you go to tell the internet about your new procrastination positions

[Mr.Interceptor]

What the forget. Why can't people on these forums keep personal stuff like this to themselves?

[Ningyou]

you didn't suck your own richard right

[King of losers]

off topic != the place where you go to tell the internet about your new procrastination positions

There needs to be a new board dedicated to snakees and what people did with them.

[Trymos]

You didn't hump the bed right.

[MegaScientifical]

Don't masturbate standing up. Your balls might temporary disappear.

[Trymos]

Don't masturbate standing up. Your balls might temporary disappear.

What balls does kingdaro even have?

[Ningyou]

What balls does kingdaro even have?

meatballs

[Raeyok]

There needs to be a new board dedicated to snakees and what people did with them.

yeah or not.

[_Rave_]

Oh my god

I love you for telling us this, this is the funniest thing I read all day.

I came into this thread expecting an achievement from video games, your first hook up, or even school-related, but alas no.

You surprise me with both informative and superfluous information about your love habits.
<3

[MegaScientifical]

What balls does kingdaro even have?

I'm being serious, it scared me.

[Trymos]

meatballs

So those meatballs i just ate. Uhh i gotta go puke kingdaros meatballs.