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End of the world?

Bullstuff.
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NO SHEEIT!1one
61 (25.3%)

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Author Topic: May 21st, 2011 - GOD GON RAEP ALL US!11 - WE'RE ALIVE! (PACIFIC)  (Read 49224 times)

6 hours and 44 minutes remaining. :c
lol I still have 26:46 to go.

I'm sure this has been posted before, but I am too lazy to check.

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!


I've built an underground bunker.

It has a mini-bar, slots, air-hockey and arcade games.

Who wants to join me?

all that bible stuff is just aliens that were misunderstood by ancient people.

they will take us believers to thier planet where we will live forever.
while the christcigarettes will be like "nu uh thats not how i read it was gonna happen" and stay here to a dieing planet.
then they make bisjac into the captain of his own fleet of battleships, so to fight the alien's war. as it was our place on this planet to be farmed into an army for this space conflict.
You see, this is why I'm catholic. When Jesus comes back, he's going to be an alien, and he will like those who worship him a hella lot more than those who don't.

I've built an underground bunker.

It has a mini-bar, slots, air-hockey and arcade games.

Who wants to join me?
Me. c: Im a kid, do I still have to pay/give ticket?

so what timezone is the rapture following? :cookieMonster:

Inb4somethingactuallyhappens :cookieMonster:


26 hours remain. PREPARE YE SINNERS!

Sinners? Oh im forgeted >.>

so has everyone lost their virginity and own all the things they wanted to in life?

heaven is just an eternity of praising god. no personal wants or needs; he dont give a forget.
so unless you got your fill now, life had been wasted. and heaven is just another hell.

inb4peoplerealizethereisaseco ndlifeafterheaven

I already got the flame thrower built.

This all u need.

  • Duck Tape
  • Lighter
  • Water-gun (Spray kind not Shoot kind)
  • 10 AXE Spray Cans

Wut u need to du.

1. Open water gun and spray all axe cans inside (This might take a while)
2. Duck Tape lighter to end of water-gun where the flame is sticking out infront of hole.
3. Shoot and you gotta FLAME THROWAH
4. ?????
5. Profit

I'm going to skip school to watch the new pirates of the Caribbean at 9:30 in the morning and then I'm going to laugh when the apocalypse doesn't happen


greatest weekend ever