Author Topic: yay I can play football now :D (Read 2420 times)

Lugnut · May 05, 2011, 10:10:55 PM

Should we make bets on how long it takes him to get laid with a cheerleader and make a topic?

On-Topic I'm much more for basketball. I'm not a husky guy, and just running around shoving people never was my forte.

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Proog · May 05, 2011, 10:12:55 PM

Eggball is just a bunch of sweaty kids manhandling eachother in bulky suits. Plus Sandvich would just try to finger cheerleaders.

CoolKoopaTroopa · May 05, 2011, 10:15:17 PM

What position? I play corner.

zookuw · May 05, 2011, 10:16:50 PM

Football < Soccer

_Rave_ · May 05, 2011, 10:18:33 PM

Quote from: Grumpy on May 05, 2011, 10:08:16 PM

lul@redneck

Football > Soccer
In America

Rest of the world = gaynessss

SPooK · May 05, 2011, 10:20:41 PM

Track + Cross Country > Football

Proog · May 05, 2011, 10:21:21 PM

Amerrycans are dumb and redneck though.
And football is soccer's real name.
But dumb Amerrycans took the name for the lame sport Handegg.

You have lousy taste in sports, soccer is like, the most played sport.
The only sport I know that's manlier is loving tiddlywinks.

Nickelob Ultra · May 05, 2011, 10:22:06 PM

Europe is mad because we caught their all-male teams kissing each other after games, while we just keep having fun punching the stuff out of each other like MEN.

SPooK · May 05, 2011, 10:22:38 PM

The most watched sport in the world for those of you Americans, is Formula 1 Racing.

Mr.jacksaunt · May 05, 2011, 10:25:42 PM

Quote from: SPooK on May 05, 2011, 10:22:38 PM

The most watched sport in the world for those of you Americans, is Formula 1 Racing.

That's an awesome type of racing, is Louis Hamelton still racing?

Quote from: SPooK on May 05, 2011, 10:20:41 PM

Track + Cross Country > Football

Track is really fun, but I don't do cross country because it interferes with my football schedule.

_Rave_ · May 05, 2011, 10:27:20 PM

Soccer is most popular because a lot of the world is poor.

Soccer all you need is a ball.

Football you need protection so you don't die. And even then there's no guarantee.

Jetlok · May 05, 2011, 10:28:28 PM

Quote from: _Rave_ on May 05, 2011, 10:27:20 PM

Soccer is most popular because a lot of the world is poor.

Soccer all you need is a ball.

Somebody watches Tosh.0
lol so do I

Proog · May 05, 2011, 10:29:34 PM

But American Handegg needs armoir because they aren't burly enough to take the hits like men.

Nickelob Ultra · May 05, 2011, 10:30:48 PM

Quote from: _Rave_ on May 05, 2011, 10:27:20 PM

Soccer is most popular because a lot of the world is poor.

Soccer all you need is a ball.

Football you need protection so you don't die. And even then there's no guarantee.

Have you ever played two-hand touch football or even flag football?

_Rave_ · May 05, 2011, 10:37:08 PM

Quote from: Nickelob Ultra on May 05, 2011, 10:30:48 PM

Have you ever played two-hand touch football or even flag football?

Yeah, but that isn't the popularized and well-known version of football I've come to know and love.