My armpits smell bad. (Veah ist mein undahveah?)

[Stocking]

Ders miesh undahveah

yaaaaaaaaaa

Deesh eesh neesh miesh undahveah

[Ad Bot]

[Strovbe]

Are you German or Polish?

American. German, Italian, Russian, and Spanish descent. That's not my real accent.

[Kira100000]

American. German, Italian, Russian, and Spanish descent. That's not my real accent.

Sure it's not 

[Strovbe]

Sure it's not 

i wish it was :(

[Malestrom]

My armpits don't smell at all. Have you ever heard of deodorant?

[Strovbe]

My armpits don't smell at all. Have you ever heard of deodorant?

wtf is that

[Stocking]

My armpits don't smell at all. Have you ever heard of deodorant?

I smelled your armpits and they can get pretty rank sometimes.

[ßoltster]

My armpits don't smell at all. Have you ever heard of deodorant?

Bad solution

It's not the sweat that makes you smell, it's the bacteria. Get something acidic like vinegar and spray it under your arms, wiping it off after it has sat for a while. The bacteria can't live in an acidic environment. I do it every so often, and I don't even need to use deodorant anymore.

[Strovbe]

Bad solution

It's not the sweat that makes you smell, it's the bacteria. Get something acidic like vinegar and spray it under your arms, wiping it off after it has sat for a while. The bacteria can't live in an acidic environment. I do it every so often, and I don't even need to use deodorant anymore.

ew, vinegar?

[ßoltster]

ew, vinegar?

Vinegar, apple cider vinegar, anything acidic (obviously not too strong).

Just google it if you don't believe me.

[Stocking]

Vinegar, apple cider vinegar, anything acidic (obviously not too strong).

Just google it if you don't believe me.

Hydrogen peroxide or hydrogen chloride?

[Kira100000]

Vinegar, apple cider vinegar, anything acidic (obviously not too strong).

Just google it if you don't believe me.

Hydrochloric acid?

[ßoltster]

Both jokes invalidated by "(obviously not too strong)"

Hurp

[Ryuu]

That's hot.

[Chriz]

That's hot.

Of course you would say armpits are hot. :)