Name A situation and how you would get out of it

[Kirze]

I guess I'll go first,

Situation: Im falling into a volcano
Solution:   Comes and saves me

[Ad Bot]

[Ningyou]

XDDDDDD

[Stocking]

Situation: Someone uses "XD" face.

Solution: Holocaust


Situation: OP ninja's "XD" face out of OP.

Solution: Ninja post to say "Kill OP" in big letters.

KILL OP

[kevin 51l]

situation: you made a thread

solution: post in it and call you gay

you're gay

[Trymos]

Situation: December 21st 2012 comes and is real.
Solution: Evacuate all of my civilians to another planet.

[Big Brother]

situation: this thread
solution: lock

[Sack Boy]

Situation: Im starving

Solution:  is nice and gives me one of his  s and also gives me 

[Proog]

I think the idea is someone posts a situation, then he NEXT person solves it.
If it's not, then that should be the idea.

[Sack Boy]

Situation:  gets out a knife and is about to kill me.

Solution: I throw a  far away and  goes and chases the  .

[Teneksi]

Situation: Someone is using the emotes like words.

Solution: Go play :nes: strangle the life out of them

[Stocking]

Situation: A  and    are eating  and  while I'm trying to play my  .

Solution: Move my  away from the and  so they won't spill any  or  on my  because that's what the  and  are eating.

[Belogna]

situation: People in the world

solution: Smart milk

[Sack Boy]

Situation: Someone wants to strangle me

Solution: I hit them with a super charged light speed mallet.

[Ector]

Situation: I am exhausted and ornery from running a mile uphill on rocky terrain only to get kicked in the crotch
Solution: I flip my stuff and pass out. I have yet to flip my aforementioned metaphysical stuff.

[james4115]

situation: people think using the cookie monster emote out of nowhere is lolxdsofunny
solution: bloody murder