The title says it all. Some ideas for baseball bats:
A. Use it to smack your enemy in the face... " Accidentially. " (you should try this when your playing baseball as well, it makes it look less suspicious.)
B. To keep losers away from you.
C. Smashing things like garage doors.
D. Punishing other children: "DADDY NO-" SMACK! "I WAS A GOOD BOY- "SMACK SMACK! "OOOWWW!" SMACK SMACK SMACK!
E. Jabbing people in the gut for no reason at all.
F. Knocking people off their bikes (prepare for extreme pain later!)
G. Revenge on the neighbors for calling your parents for no reason! And finally:
H. Beating up cars. This works well with G.
NOW REMEMBER USE A WOODEN OR PLASTIC BAT!!! NO METAL! Except for C and H, use PLASTIC OR WOOD, or you'll have to pay a hospital bill
A. Stupid
B. Idiotic
C. You're mentally challenged
D. Child abuse
E. Stupid
F. Moronic
G. How about you not be a brat so they don't get called in the first place, eh?
H. Idiotic. I hope you are forced to take the dings out and/or pay.
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not stop at puberty or maturity.
