Author Topic: Make Your Own Portal Cores  (Read 15767 times)

Wheatley's not a blatantly stupid core, just a full of terrible ideas core.
Now theres the right answer.

I thought wheatley was designed to be the dumbest moron who ever lived.

I thought wheatley was designed to be the dumbest moron who ever lived.
Someone is listening to GLaDOS.

Name: PowerDag Core
Color: White
Personality Trait: Hard to tell, he speaks in garbled noise.
Quotes: "FFFFFU-*static*-Bac-!-No, don-I'll ki-*static*-(gurgling)-UUUUUUU-mestuc..."

Name: Malestrom core
Color: Magenta
Personality: Awesome
Quotes: "My awesomeness is considered a form of insanity."

Name: Gun Core
Color: Yellow
Personality: Obsessed with guns
Quotes: I wish i had a .22, .44.32.50... ar-15 has 30 shot clip capacity... oohhhwhatisthatgun?

Name: Profanity Core
Color: Orange
Personality: Self Explanatory
Quote: "forget THIS loving forget stuff ASS BITCH forget DAMMIT"

Name: Spam Core
Color: Solid, BSOD Blue
Personality Trait: Speaks entirely in snippets of spam-emails. Smells slightly of burning leather.
Quotes: "PILLS. RUSSIAN PILLs-frEE ANTIVIR_centipedes, in your mouth?0&/>buy YOUR stocks touDAY\\-brANGELINA'S love TaPE--0"

Name: Curious Core
Color: Navy
Personality Trait: Curious
Quotes: "Ooh, whats that! Whats there! Lets go in there! Ohh! Whats that! GLADoS Whats that?! Ooh, whats in there? What is that?!

Name: Camera Core
Color: Cyan
Personality Trait: Self Explanatory
Quotes:

"Smile!"
"*camera shutter*"
"Lets make this last a lifetime!"
"I like dragons! Did you know?"

Name: Knight Core
Color: Gray
Personality Trait: Noble and proud
Quotes:

"This is dishonorable!"
"Orders will be executed!"
"To battle!"


Name: Ear Wax Core
Color:Yellow
Personality Trait: Un-Able to hear
Quotes: "Come on, this way." "What?" "I said, come on, this way."  "WHHHAAAAT???"
« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 03:35:30 PM by Sack Boy »

Name: Mentally Damaged Core
Color: Brown
Personality Trait: Stupid Core x 3
Quotes: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. .(gurgling)"

Name: Crab Core
Color: Red
Personality Trait: crabby *rimshot*
Quotes:
"This is a stupid idea."
"I want to find the person who designed this place and punch them in the snout."
"Shut up you blubbering hunk of scrap."
"YOUR PARENTS HATED YOU."

Name: sad core
Color: blue
Personality trait: Depressed
Quotes: *sigh* this wont work.. lets just give up now...