Bible Hugger Core
Color: Yellow:D
Constantly makes various pro-Christian comments in an attempt to convert those in earshot(hence its rather inaccurate nickname, Jehovah's Witness Core)
Quotes: "JESUS LOVES YOU, YOU SHOULD SO LOVE HIM BACK!"
"JOIN US OR BURN!"
"GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN?"
Patriot Core
Color: Blue
Spews anti-Soviet, anti-Fascist, anti-terrorist, pro-American propaganda.
Quotes: "BETTER DEAD THAN RED!"
"GLORY TO THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!"
"UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU!"
"Cowboy" Core
Color: Beige
Due to an error in its programming, the jokingly named "Cowboy Core" constantly thinks it is a cowboy in the lands surrounding the Mexican-American border in the late 19th centruy and utters phrases accordingly.
Quotes: "THUR'S A SNAKE IN MA BOOT!" Hurr
"Y'ALL GONE N' DIED O' DYSENTURRY!"
"DANG! THEM BLASTED CROWS 'R EATIN' ALL MAH GRAIN!"