Author Topic: So I open up my laptop and...  (Read 1607 times)

Ants crawl out of the goddamn keyboard. I have to flick them off the computer as I type this to avoid smooshing them and getting ant guts all over it. How the hell could this happen?

Sure is fun living in the lower 48 states!

Qwepir, It's time to move on and move out. It's the ant's home now.

Tiny bits of food under the keys?

I got some hornet spray

I don't eat at the laptop so I don't see how the food could've got there.

Weird, that happened to my mom's laptop. It's most likely food got under the keys.

I don't eat at the laptop so I don't see how the food could've got there.
It was Tingles.

Buy some raid.
Spray EVERYTHING.

Ants will actually feel up the electrical components in a computer, as their antennae come into contact with the parts conducting electricity, it stimulates their brain similar to the way sugar does and causes them to release pheromones that attract other ants. This is a major problem in some airports as the ants will completely infest air-traffic control tower terminals and cause shorts or connection cuts from when they chew through the wiring.



In a short sentence, They are getting stoned out of their minds in there. Bring in the cop ants to arrest them.

Ants will actually feel up the electrical components in a computer, as their antennae come into contact with the parts conducting electricity, it stimulates their brain similar to the way sugar does and causes them to release pheromones that attract other ants. This is a major problem in some airports as the ants will completely infest air-traffic control tower terminals and cause shorts or connection cuts from when they chew through the wiring.
Wow. That's like... really reassuring.


That sounds so believable but so hard to believe.

Also, if you're wondering, yes it was like something out of a cartoon. I opened it up and then ten ants crawled out from under the space bar.

Haha, I love ants now.

Silly druggies.

Whoa Stocking.
Mother of God.