Packin' up my stuff.

[Strovbe]

K so my parents are getting a divorce soon, and the past 2 months have been hell. All I hear is arguing, and i've had enough of it. It doesn't make me sad, it just irritates the hell out of me. It's annoying. So i'm packing up my stuff, a whole stuffload of canned food, a jacket, and a knife and leaving. I'll probably either live with a friend until they settle the forget down, or i'll be a badass hobo guy. Any tips?

[Ad Bot]

[Caution]

Uh, yeah.

Stay.

[nienhaus1]

Come to my house :D

[Jetlok]

I give him 2 days.

[star9578]

I give him 2 days.

I give him 1.

Oh and when you get tired find some random alley with hobos in it to sleep in.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

You're going to die if you try and be a "badass hobo guy."

Also, if you stay at a parents house, you're only going to be there for about a day before your parents come and take you home.

lol u forgeted bro

[Strovbe]

Uh, yeah.

Stay.

forget no. I'm sick of it. They're too busy arguing and stuff to even care that we, me and my sister, exist.

[AGT]

Pack a BB gun if you have one, or buy one. You need all the protection as possible.

DERP - YOUR PHONE.

DERP - YOUR WALLET.

DERP - a laptop if said needed to jack off

DERP - YOUR UNDUVEAH


Also, I'm sorry that your parents are getting a divorce..must be hard.

[Oasis]

You can't survive on your own.

[skelolego229]

i give you about several minutes after walking from the door

[Stocking]

You're young, many men would be willing to pay top-dollar for you.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I highly doubt that your parents are actually so caught up in arguing that they are completely ignoring you and your sister.

I suggest staying with a family member, probably because that's a much smarter idea and not a "hey can i crash at your place" douchebag type of thing you could do to your friend.

It's not your friend's permission you need to stay at their place, it's their parent's permission.  You can't really just barge in and go "HEY CAN I STAY?"

[Strovbe]

i give you about several minutes after walking from the door

My parents won't be home till like 6 or 8. I get home at 3.

and I'll take my phone, my wallet which currently has like $100, and my laptop.

I suggest staying with a family member, probably because that's a much smarter idea and not a "hey can i crash at your place" douchebag type of thing you could do to your friend.

It's not your friend's permission you need to stay at their place, it's their parent's permission.  You can't really just barge in and go "HEY CAN I STAY?"

I live near no family members. They all live in Florida. I won't, i'll ask them if it's okay. If it's not i'll just live on my own, somehow.

[Jorici]

You can't survive on your own.

Why wouldn't he?

Has our society really degraded that badly to where 17 year olds couldn't take care of themselves alone?

[Snaffle J. Bean]

My parents won't be home till like 6 or 8. I get home at 3.

and I'll take my phone, my wallet which currently has like $100, and my laptop.

Eat your laptop for food.