Well to answer the question in the background of your picture, it would be unwise to say, "Happy Birthday honey I bought you a treadmill."
Sandvich looks like a really feminine version of Justin Beiber.I actually thought the gay kid was him the first time I looked at the picture.Protip: You dress like a cigarette. That's why boys hit on you.
I wear all of my friend's clothes
That's a girl thing guy.