Think of an object before entering

[Sandvich]

You walk in with your mom fingering herself with it.
your reaction

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

You walk in with your mom fingering herself with it.
your reaction

Wow mom, is Sandvich your role model?

[Kingdaro]

"How the heck does a blue ball even fit in there!?"

[Joekirk]

A baseball.


uh, I guess shes a red sacks fan?

[Iban]

your reaction

"wow sandvich is lame."

[steve5451]

Oh dear.
Well that would be rather painful, I suppose.
A potato is pretty thick.
And I think you use your fringers to finger yourself, not objects. I think that's just replacing a carrot. However, I could be wrong. o:

[raegirl1]

A chair? OH GOD MY EYES

[Shinji]

Wednesday, May 11, 2011
8:31 PM - Whorl: i accidentally found my mother vibrater
8:31 PM - Whorl: scarred for life
8:32 PM - Dodger: LOL

[Sandvich]

Wednesday, May 11, 2011
8:31 PM - Whorl: i accidentally found my mother vibrater
8:31 PM - Whorl: scarred for life
8:32 PM - Dodger: LOL

I swear, things get around fast here 

[steve5451]

My mom's vibrator is in her camera bag in the little drawer under the TV.

[HelplessNobb88]

My computer's left speaker.

Oh god, a 52 year old women fingering herself with THIS:

[Funnelcakes]

Wait, how do you finger with an object?

[Iban]

Wait, how do you finger with an object?

Shut up and do it

[Funnelcakes]

Shut up and do it

But daddy :u

[Stocking]

A jug of Sunny Delight.

Okay, so she's not masturbating with the jug, she's fingering herself with her fingers because it's called fingering.