Oh forget, THAT'S who Scene is?
I kept asking over and over "who the forget is this?" Then he sent me a Dark Messiah Multiplayer key pretending it was Portal 2 which really did nothing but add more worth to my account since I threw it into the "stuff" category at the bottom of my library.
He also kept offering to buy me the humble indie pack or whatever which I made clear I didn't want. He also tried to buy me Portal 2 but his credit card was declined, leaving me to believe it was either stolen or used up.
tl;dr: he's a nobody.