Karfitter and Eyeban - The bitter fight that NEVER ENDS

[IkeTheGeneric]

Oh my jesus these two are very annoying people.

Let's recap on who Iban and Kalfitare are.

Iban is a self-important badmouthing jerk who thinks his opinion is above everyone else's (it's not?) and he likes to be a
loving HYPOCRITE. Of course all the insults I'm going to use is based on what everyone else has said about both of them.

so basically he's like this
Iban: "[dramatopic/] WOW GUYS YOUR RED HATS ARE SO loving GAY"
Some guys: "MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED BEING SO STUPID YOU WOULD REALIZE YOU WERE loving GAY INSTEAD OF THE HATS"
Iban: "[someothertopic/] WOW GUYS CHECK OUT MY COOL RED HAT"


Kalpootface is a script kiddy jerkoff that thinks that he has to be the king of the internet. Hence why he made the loving stupid server hosting stuff. Almost everything he says relates to his abusive family because in reality he's a broken heart.
Oh yeah and he's also very dumb and stupid and he is sooo gay

so he's like this:
Kapither: "LOOK AT THIS COOL SOFTWARE I MADE!!"
Everyone but some people who are cool: "OH MY JESUS HAVE MY BABIES"
Some guys who are against popular opinion: "HUH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ATTENTION WHORING AGAIN"
Kakapar: "Woah I mean WOAH, TAKE A STEP BACK MOTHER forgetER"
Ephialtes: "Hey kalphiter, looks like you did something wrong again"
Karpahto: "NO I DIDN'T HERE'S SOME EVIDENCE

And they had a bitter fight that would end all fights...

Nah they just called each other names and kept trying to use their own words against them.
And it NEVER STOPPED. EVER.

So why would I have an issue with this? Beacuase my life is not under control and I have to vent into this forum because I'm too much of a loser to talk to people in real life!

srsly just go look at my face I'm a loving loser

But enough about me.

Discuss these two buttbuddies and how they should stop being little women.

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[Kevdude]

I don't understand the Iban thing but yeah Kalph makes useless scripts and calls them groundbreaking

[Feep]

why don't you just add this to the list of dumbasses we have currently, we need one.

just throw stocking, taboo, tom, canto and maybe sprinkle some bisjac all up in here.

first crosspost i've ever made.

[TwenteFreak]

You also suck, Ike.

[IkeTheGeneric]

why don't you just add this to the list of dumbasses we have currently, we need one.

just throw stocking, taboo, tom, canto and maybe sprinkle some bisjac all up in here.

LIST OF PEOPLE IN THAT LIST I DON'T THINK ARE IDIOTS:
uhh
tom?

[Feep]

LIST OF PEOPLE IN THAT LIST I DON'T THINK ARE IDIOTS:
uhh
tom?

well you do have a good point there, but HEY!

[Qwepir]

stop being little women.

my tech teacher is a midget and she's pretty cool
there's nothing wrong with being a little woman

[Shortcut]

Someone makes a dedicated hosting server = they think they are king?

Ike, you are becoming more idiotic by the day.

[Iban]

Ike, I'm almost certain you have terminal brain cancer.

Kalphiter and I haven't had an argument in forever. He leaves me alone and I leave him alone, except for how I abstractly throw his name around for no kalphiting reason -- I suppose I should stop that.

And, is it just me, or has Kalphiter stopped being an idiot all together recently?

Maybe he used Baton Pass and gave Ike all of his stupid.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Ike, I'm almost certain you have terminal brain cancer.

It's benign lol

Kalphiter and I haven't had an argument in forever. He leaves me alone and I leave him alone, except for how I abstractly throw his name around for no kalphiting reason -- I suppose I should stop that.

Oh please you still bitch about him and he bitches about you.

Like you two are married or something

And, is it just me, or has Kalphiter stopped being an idiot all together recently?

Not really. Neither have you.

Maybe he used Baton Pass and gave Ike all of his stupid.

at least im not dying

[DrenDran]

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