Again, no. I mean something that will get me out of the house... something FAMILY FRIENDLY >:C
Find a group of Puerto Ricans and ask to join their gang. All Puerto Rican gangsters do is sing, dance, and never cuss. Don't worry if another gang tries to fight with yours, all you'll end up doing is having an interpretative dance fight and maybe act like you're cutting each other with big knives. It's really 100% safe, I have good sources on that.