Okay listen guys, this is serious:
I was getting really thirsty (it was 8:00 and realy late so i just needed something before bed) so I came into the kitchen and went to the refrigerator. I took out some milk and got the glass ready and everything but this milk was brand new and totally full so when I tried to pour it it spilled all over the table. immediately I started bawling right there and then my brother's friends came in and started laughing at me like total asses and I went to get paper towels but, blinded by my tears, I stumbled into the counter doing what must have been some serious internal damage to myself in the stomach region. I fell to the floor and they just kep laffing and laffing and they wouldnt help me up so I'm just laying there in a pool of milk, fetal position and crying liike i never had before. so I'm PROBABLY bleeding internally now and i caused a big mess which meanss no dessert I'm so PISSED at myself
