Comr4de is going to prom.

[devildogelite]

They're well aware of each other


and perfectly comfortable with certain concepts ;)

So you're gonna get two ladies pregnant on prom night instead of one?

hint; it involves dogs

Wait, they're both gonna forget your dog?

[Ad Bot]

[pocketrocket300]

no im doge

Stop talking in riddles.  
1. Why do you have 2 dates?
2. Why are you a dog?

[lordician]

That picture makes you look fat.
However i see that you are holding a jacket, which has about the same color as your tux. :P
So your not actually fat. :P

Girls look okay.
I don't know what the hell you talking about though.
Don't get the hint. :S

[comr4de]

THE JOKE IS DOGGYSTYLE

[devildogelite]

THE JOKE IS DOGGYSTYLE

But you're banging both of them, right?

[comr4de]

Maybe

[pocketrocket300]

Oh I get it.
His lesbian dates do each other doggystyle with a strapon while he watches.

[devildogelite]

Maybe

How you get so smooth with the ladies?

[comr4de]

How you get so smooth with the ladies?

I've been smooth


Just because I post on an online forum and play videogames doesn't mean I don't get out.

[Embargo]

Hey, at least you got a gurl. B)

[Riot]

How you get so smooth with the ladies?

 You tackle them and hold them down while stroking their hair. After you fully captured her she'll follow you around.

[lordician]

You tackle them and hold them down while stroking their hair. After you fully captured her she'll follow you around.

Girls aren't jellyfishes. ;P

Also, wanted to post comr4de's avatar on this:

THE JOKE IS DOGGYSTYLE

But that is more of 69 joke. :S

[TheArmyGuy]

no im doge

no you put away the doge suit.
liar

[Jetlok]

you're going to hump both of them doggystyle? how does that work?

[TwenteFreak]

You tackle them and hold them down while stroking their hair. After you fully captured her she'll follow you around.

Or knock them out and throw a half red half white ball.
They will be forever yours.