Author Topic: funny pick up lines  (Read 371 times)

im bored so post funny pickup lines i guess...

Roses are red, Violets are blue
i have a knife, get in my van.


Did you know the body is 70% water?


You're lucky I'm thirsty.

do you have a mirror in your pocket?
coz i can see me in your pants.

Your avatar made me think you were Oromis.

Your avatar made me think you were Oromis.
no idea who that is :)