Your Quotes

[Penguin/Person]

Damn.. It's like 11 at night on a Sunday, and my girlfriend and I are just 'sweet talking' over the phone, or 'loveting' or whatever you wanna call it, and just as I was falling asleep for the long week ahead of me, I think of this awesome quote. And that's when I thought about making this topic:)

Anyways, here are some nice quotes. If you have one, post it here and if I like it Ill at it to the OP.

"There's no better time to be loving life than when it's loving you back"

- Penguin/Person

"Immigrants are like Drugs. The illegal ones get the job done."

- Trogtor

"I'm going to do things to you that a child wouldn't do to an insect."

- Iban

"God gave us freedom, so much freedom that we nailed Jesus on a cross."

- LeetZero

*witty quote here*

- Brickybob

"I'm not crazy, I'm just going sane in a crazy world."

- Deus Ex

"You losing your virginity is like McDonalds losing money: It'll come back with friends."

- Deus Ex

"What the hell do you think you're doing son? That's the wrong hole!"

- Deus Ex

"That isn't a belt buckle you're feeling."

- Deus Ex

[Ad Bot]

[Daedalus]

"...hipsters, with their 6000-dollar DSLR cameras, and their scarves in the blistering heat of summer..."
-Me

[Trogtor]

"Immigrants are like Drugs. The illegal ones get the job done."
- Me

[pecon7]

"If you're going to do it, do it right!"
- Me

[Trogtor]

"If you're going to do it, do it right!"
- Me

That quote is everywhere. You specifically didn't make it up

[Deus Ex]

"Listen here assweed, you say one to your sister about this and it'll be you whose ass gets pounded. Now go fetch me a soda."
-Some drunk dude

[Azian]

Never forget. 1/29/1996
-me

[Iban]

"I'm going to rip your throat open with my mouth, rape the gaping wound in your neck, and see if you bleed out or suffocate to death first."
- Iban

"I'm going to rape you in the ass until your colon wall explodes and you bleed to death on my richard."
- Iban

"I'm going to do things to you that a child wouldn't do to an insect."
- Iban

(I say these when people piss me off in TF2. Try it on your friends!)

[Trogtor]

"Would you shut up mom. I'm trying to do events."
- Trogtor

[LeetZero]

"Dream like a person, live like a prisoner." ~ LeetZero

"Even if people can't get they still demand the impossible." ~ LeetZero

"Life goes on, dreams go off." ~ LeetZero

"God gave us freedom, so much freedom that we nailed Jesus on a cross." ~ LeetZero

[Trogtor]

"Once upon a time....

....Sara Palin....

...THE END!"

[Joekirk]

"The world is like mud, no matter how hard you try and shape it into something it is not, some outside force causes it to fall to pieces"

~Joseph kirk

[Clone v.117]

"never try, never fail" ~clone

[LeetZero]

"Don't deny the past, try to counter the future." ~ LeetZero

[Riot]

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.