Aren't marines supposed to have compact and functional bodies?
It just does.
I see no problem with this.
Sometimes I do too. Mainly because of people like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqjvVaU7B4
Goddamn it, forget these people. I want them to go to Japan and get called "baka gaijins". And when they realize Japan isn't "OMG SUPER KAWAII ANIME LAND" I will fly over to collect their tears for later consumption.
NO U