Author Topic: May 21 2011 Rapture/Judgment Day  (Read 7464 times)

Guys! In-case you didn't know we are all dead already, didn't you know rapture happened about 18 years ago?




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No wonder the world sucks.

We're already in hell.

Another Rapture?!

Oh Boy!

No, it has to wait until Monday.

I have an SAT2 class on saturday.

"...I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture."

Wasn't the rapture supposed to happen tons of times since the bible was written

The same man who predicted Judgement Day on May 21st also predicted a Judgement Day some time in the 90s. Guess what didn't happen?

Wasn't supposed it supposed to happen in the 1800s or something?

Oh, look! A list of notable predictions!

1844 - William Miller predicted Christ would return between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1844, then revised his prediction, claiming to have miscalculated Scripture, to October 22, 1844. The realization that the predictions were incorrect resulted in a Great Disappointment. Miller's theology gave rise to the Advent movement. The Baha'is believe that Christ did return as Miller predicted in 1844, with the advent of The Báb, and numerous Miller-like prophetic predictions from many religions are given in William Sears book, Thief in The Night.

1914, 1918, 1925, 1942 and 1975 - Dates set for the end by the Jehovah's Witnesses

1981 - Chuck Smith predicted that Jesus would probably return by 1981.

1988 - Publication of 88 Reasons why the Rapture is in 1988, by Edgar C. Whisenant.

1989 - Publication of The final shout: Rapture report 1989, by Edgar Whisenant. More predictions by this author appeared for 1992,
1995, and other years.

1992 - Korean group "Mission for the Coming Days" predicted October 28, 1992 as the date for the rapture.

1993 - Seven years before the year 2000. The rapture would have to start to allow for seven years of the Tribulation before the Return in 2000. Multiple predictions.

1994 - Pastor John Hinkle of Christ Church in Los Angeles predicted June 9, 1994. Radio evangelist Harold Camping predicted September 6th, 1994.

2011 - Harold Camping's revised prediction has May 21, 2011 as the date of the rapture.

2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.

Are people so determined to die that they actually have to predict the death of everybody else, too?
« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 06:12:12 PM by Comatose »

isaac newton never fails us

well. religion bullstuff aside.
if aliens did tell us of a vague return visit day; ancient people would have a hard time recording a precise date as info gets passed down and calendars evolve.
maybe someone did manage to do the math :)

if it is the return date of a higher intelligence that babied us into modern civilisation i will be very happy

One thing that Isaac Newton does that all other people that predict raptures don't do: He predicts the rapture many years in the future. Everyone else predicts it in like a few days-years away

I don't know if I made my point :c

i dont know if i would eat a yogurt that CAN last that long. it sounds fake full of chemicals.
Yep.

I Honestly think thats total BS, Besides what i think Im Prepared to get raped in the ... by demons! i have a butt lock.

well. religion bullstuff aside.
if aliens did tell us of a vague return visit day; ancient people would have a hard time recording a precise date as info gets passed down and calendars evolve.
maybe someone did manage to do the math :)
If aliens wanted to kill us, they would have a long time ago.