Soap in my eye

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So this morning while tking a shower I opened my shampoo bottle and it shot into my eye. So all day every now and the my left eye will get all blurry. Its really loving annoying. Discuss times similar to this

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[Trogtor]

You might have Pink Eye.

[fred da kiko]

scoop out your eye with a spoon and eat it. in about 3 days you will regenerate a new eye.

[Oasis]

scoop out your eye with a spoon and eat it. in about 3 days you will regenerate a new eye.

What if he actually did this.

How would you feel then?

[fred da kiko]

What if he actually did this.

How would you feel then?

i would roflmao.

[Unwritten Calender]

You might have Pink Eye.

No.
You're stupid, you get pink eye from bacteria, and obviously soap doesn't have that because it is a cleaning material.

[Woolys]

It's alright it happened to me, but always read the back of the bottle before using it...

[fred da kiko]

No.
You're stupid, you get pink eye from bacteria, and obviously soap doesn't have that because it is a cleaning material.

what if someone replaced the soap with week old semen?

[Trogtor]

No.
You're stupid, you get pink eye from bacteria, and obviously soap doesn't have that because it is a cleaning material.

God, you dont have to be a richard about it. I was only trying to help. You have blurred visions when you get Pink Eye so I was only trying to make a prediction.





EDIT: That was Shampoo not soap "Stupid." The don't have similar ingredients inside.

[Fredulus]

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not too funny but whatever

[Trogtor]

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not too funny but whatever

I lol'd

[Madmitten]

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not too funny but whatever

and then you blink and it hurts again

[Trogtor]

and then you blink and it hurts again

Thats why I keep my eyes shut when I use shampoo.

[fred da kiko]

Thats why I keep my eyes shut when I use shampoo.

Be a man, lather your eyes.

[Unwritten Calender]

God, you dont have to be a richard about it. I was only trying to help. You have blurred visions when you get Pink Eye so I was only trying to make a prediction.





EDIT: That was Shampoo not soap "Stupid." The don't have similar ingredients inside.

The title says soap, dipstuff.
I know that the actual thread says shampoo but it doesn't make a huge difference.
Either way you couldn't get pinkeye.