I finally picked up my balls off the ground and told a girl I liked her

[fred da kiko]

I asked a girl out in a note, but I was right next to her when she read it, so I guess that was ok. We were supposed to see that new Pirates of the Caribbean movie today, but her relatives are in town :c

Anyways, good luck to you.

no no no, what you do is you leave a loud message in their locker so when they open it it blares "GO ON A DATE WITH ME!" while flashing your face.

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[Joker Card]

Notes are as bad as text in my op, but so is asking a friend to ask them out for you. Thats why when someone sends a messenger to me I tell them "Tell them to learn to ask it to my face"

What if that person is really shy? They aren't goigng to ask you directly if they are shy.

[Dodger]

no no no, what you do is you leave a loud message in their locker so when they open it it blares "GO ON A DATE WITH ME!" while flashing your face.

The thing is, it was in Spanish, so I had to help her translate it a bit.


It's a bit hard to be blunt saying "GO OUT WITH ME", I have to slowly get out the message.

[Night Fox]

Why did you ask someone out in Spanish?

[Dodger]

Why did you ask someone out in Spanish?

Because I didn't want to be blunt.

Also, the note was in Spanish, and the girl thinks she is better in Spanish than me, so I had to prove my mental dominance :)

[Night Fox]

You should have just used your extremely complicated and very well thought out mating call.

[Dodger]

You should have just used your extremely complicated and very well thought out mating call.

"MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, CAN YOU BRING ME SOME RELIEF?"

[fred da kiko]

You should have just used your extremely complicated and very well thought out mating call.

"wanna do it?"

[Joker Card]

"Nice shoes wanna forget?"

[Red Cube]

I'm 12, and I did that last September or October.
Sadly, not 100% directly, I wrote "I love <her name> - <my name>"
But it's the love that counts, right?

[Joker Card]

I'm 12, and I did that last September or October.
Sadly, not 100% directly, I wrote "I love <her name> - <my name>"
But it's the love that counts, right?

Yes

[Night Fox]

I'm 12, and I did that last September or October.
Sadly, not 100% directly, I wrote "I love <her name> - <my name>"
But it's the love that counts, right?

Love can't count if it isn't there.

[Red Cube]

Love can't count if it isn't there.

(says in a bratty voice,) "But the love is there!"

[fred da kiko]

(says in a bratty voice,) "But the love is there!"

-50 respect

[_Rave_]

Congrats, Joker.  I'm sure it feels good to get something like that off your chest.

Rave has strange girl problems that he will not bore you with.